Everybody loves Angry Birds, right? For being so pissed off, they’re all cute and cuddly, and the way they dispatch pigs in the game is so rated G it borders on adorable.

But in real-life, outside of the game, it’s a completely different story. Those blood thirsty avians aren’t just angry…they’re hungry. And they won’t let a good slice of bacon or ham go to waste.

If you’re ok with bird-on-pig violence, you might want to “dig in” to today’s Ript Apparel t-shirt, available only on 1/31/2011. Head over to their website to pick up your own for only $10.

Star Wars parodies are a dime a dozen. Unless you’re talking about the special Star Wars-themed Robot Chicken shows by Seth Green and Matt Senreich. The Adult Swim series has done three episodes devoted exclusively to George Lucas’ universe. Their stop-motion animated skits are the things of legend — if legends were about crudely manipulated toys doing insanely funny things you’d never expect.

The second special is the origin of this snazzy new shirt from T-Shirt Bordello. For just $14.99 you can own a piece of intergalactic breakfast cereal that should have been. If you’re not familiar with it, you can watch the video on adultswim.com.

I’m not sure this is licensed by either the Star Wars or Robot Chicken camps, but that won’t matter when your friends are laughing and pointing at your torso—something I only get when I’m not wearing a shirt.

“That’s no moon…”

While I’m getting tired of the “nostalgic icon crossed with another nostalgic icon” school of t-shirt design, I have to say, today’s Ript Apparel offering is pretty nicely done.

The concept is pretty familiar, but the quality of the artwork makes it stand out in this case.  A too-simple, too-cartoony line drawing would just look cheap, but because this almost looks like a photograph, it works.

Either way, if you grew up on Pokeman and Star Wars, this shirt should be an easy hit.  Sort of like how you used to bullseye womp rats in your T-16 back home.

Head over to Ript Apparel and pick it up for $10 today only!  After 12:00 midnight Central, you’ll have missed your chance to catch it at all.

For you, every day is an epic adventure.

After you battle through morning traffic, you take on TPS Reports, spar with a wicked receptionist, attack your InBox with berzerker rage, and vanquish the evils of annoying customers. Before you know it, you’re still at work an hour after the office has closed on a Friday evening…and you have yet to take on your greatest challenge of the day – The Final Boss.

Somehow, as he calls you into his torch-lit chambers, you find yourself with three hearts left; it’s not much, but it’ll help.  Little does he know you also have a secret weapon – you know about the boss and the wicked receptionist.  This secret was given to you by a helpful bearded manager, who beckoned you into his cubicle and whispered in your ear, “It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this!”

Armed with this knowledge and your own fortitude, there’s no way he’s going to keep you late tonight.  Not now.  Not ever again.

Add this awesome 8-bit inspired shirt to your collection by heading over to Threadless.

I love a clever Star Wars shirt, and Bad, Bad Walker from Threadless is just that. Also, it’s my second favorite example of AT-AT bathroom humor, being narrowly beaten by the Jabba the Hutt cameo in ‘AT-AT Day Afternoon.’

Pick up Bad, Bad Walker from Threadless.