For you, every day is an epic adventure.

After you battle through morning traffic, you take on TPS Reports, spar with a wicked receptionist, attack your InBox with berzerker rage, and vanquish the evils of annoying customers. Before you know it, you’re still at work an hour after the office has closed on a Friday evening…and you have yet to take on your greatest challenge of the day – The Final Boss.

Somehow, as he calls you into his torch-lit chambers, you find yourself with three hearts left; it’s not much, but it’ll help.  Little does he know you also have a secret weapon – you know about the boss and the wicked receptionist.  This secret was given to you by a helpful bearded manager, who beckoned you into his cubicle and whispered in your ear, “It’s dangerous to go alone. Take this!”

Armed with this knowledge and your own fortitude, there’s no way he’s going to keep you late tonight.  Not now.  Not ever again.

Add this awesome 8-bit inspired shirt to your collection by heading over to Threadless.

Threadless is starting to become an expensive obsession of mine, but I don’t feel too bad knowing I’m supporting artists like Phil, who created this awesome shirt. Han Solo as an actual Solo cup and Chewie as a Cookie is pretty clever, and I wish I’d thought of it.

Hans Off My Cookie! is available on Threadless, and would make a great gift for someone (like me).