That Awkward Moment When You Enter a Fantasy Football League and Realize You Don’t Know Anything About Football

Posted 8 years ago by Stuff

Fantasy Football

Yeah, so thanks to Brian at Cool and Collected, this is happening. I’m notoriously apathetic about sports. I’ve thrown Anti-Super Bowl parties and consistently make fun of how my city cares more about football than anything else, but what the hell. Maybe my lack of knowledge will help me in some way.

Don’t get me wrong, as a kid I loved the NFL, picked my favorite teams based on colors and logos, and played a lot of football video games, so at least I have that. My plan is to let Yahoo pick my team automatically because I’d fall asleep before I finished drafting players. Beyond that, I intend to use video games to help me pick winners for games, assuming that’s even part of the whole thing. I really don’t know.

Brian made an amazing trophy, and I’d like to think I have a chance at winning it. I’d like to think that, but I don’t. Oh well, I’m ready for some foosball!